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dulect:

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watcha got there

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sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

1 hour ago on 29 July 2014 @ 10:05pm 174,803 notes
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spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

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steveaph:

people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse 

via  perks-of-being-chinese  (originally  intellectualpanda)
1 day ago on 28 July 2014 @ 10:14am 34,038 notes